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Zombie Three:

Clean Zombie - surf guitar

Fuzz Zombie - heavy metal guitar

Bone Banger Zombie - percussion

Kung Fu Cowboy in concert Kung Fu Cowboy
Coyote guitar  

Led by Kung Fu Cowboy, the semi-immortal band Zombie Three has found a pathway to success. Signed in 2015 to Shaolin Records, Zombie Three will be recording the soundtrack to the feature film, Kung Fu Cowboy: Vegas Zombies. The title song, "Vegas Zombies," is included in their debut album, VEGAS ZOMBIES.


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We currently can't allow public access to our zombies or allow our zombies access to the public. We're still trying to figure out the laws for zombies. The SPCA doesn't have any "Zombie Guidelines" like they do for animals and even insects. (Is that a prejudice?)

Zombies are currently without rights after they're declared dead by a doctor. Next of kin? They may not want to know.

Record Producer: Richard Del Connor

Richard Del Connor / Shaolin Records
POBox 632, Verdugo City, CA 91046



Get the song that Santa is dying for...
album cover VEGAS ZOMBIES
Kung Fu Cowboy & Zombie Three

"Zombie Christmas"
(No Bones)

The song to wrap presents or chase an elf or catch a partridge...

This song, "Zombie Christmas (No Bones),"
was recorded moments after Kung Fu Cowboy & Zombie Three
completed their debut album, VEGAS ZOMBIES,
to be released February 2016 by Shaolin Records.

WARNING: Consumption of this music may result in abnormal desires. Examples include wanting to read a book or apologize to an old lover. Other symptoms may include clever oration and a larger vocabulary. Should these symptoms persist, seek medical attention from a genetic scientist or local shaman burning euphoric incense. Long-term usage can produce improved judgment and erections lasting for more than three lovers. Use sparingly. Not to be used in conjunction with other resurrection products. Consult your parents before discontinuing this product.

Pregnancies consummated during listening to this music may result in children who can provide you spiritual guidance. Should you die while listening to Kung Fu Cowboy & Zombie Three, we have no way of predicting where your soul will go... but for a small fee--we will have one of our zombies make an intelligible guess. When planning your "Last Will and Testament," make sure to specify that all your Kung Fu Cowboy & Zombie Three albums are buried with you so in your next life you can purchase them again in fresh tasting plastic.

Emotional elation has been reported by many users of Kung Fu Cowboy & Zombie Three. Avoid consuming alcoholic beverages while listening in the bathroom. Marijuana may also produce unusual side-effects--but no one has complained about them yet. LSD users may experience "flashbacks" while listening with headphones.

Photos of skin changing to greenish color or excess body parts can be posted on the Zombie Three Facebook page.